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    1 day ago

    You guys…there’s an E.T. Board game! I know, I know I’m waaaaaay behind here. #myspiritanimal  (at Plew’s Brews)

    You guys…there’s an E.T. Board game! I know, I know I’m waaaaaay behind here. #myspiritanimal (at Plew’s Brews)

    myspiritanimal

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    2 days ago

    For the unimportant record:

    I don’t have a girlfriend, I’m just hardcore dating the fuck out of a girl who I was not at all expecting to meet.

    you guys she's pretty

    and smart as all get out

    and MY age

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    2 days ago

    We played a little Hookie yesterday.

    We played a little Hookie yesterday.

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    3 days ago

    This bar has a vending machine where for $2 you can “find your spirit animal”.

    This bar has a vending machine where for $2 you can “find your spirit animal”.

    because Portland

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    3 days ago

    Cooling off with these little babies. (at Paymaster Lounge)

    Cooling off with these little babies. (at Paymaster Lounge)

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    3 days ago

    Someone please explain. (at Rocket Fizz - Portland)

    Someone please explain. (at Rocket Fizz - Portland)

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    3 days ago

    "I should have loved myself with the love I gave to you."

    11 word story (via pillsand-coffee)

    This.

    (Source: t0xic-roses, via whatisjes)

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    3 days ago

    This is her signature move. One minute you’re washing dishes and the next minute there’s a pit bull between the legs demanding to play.

    This is her signature move. One minute you’re washing dishes and the next minute there’s a pit bull between the legs demanding to play.

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    4 days ago

    I’ve been introduced to these magical treats and now my life will never be the same.

    I’ve been introduced to these magical treats and now my life will never be the same.

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    4 days ago

    Date Day Stop #4: Oregon wine history at the historical society…she gets me.

    Date Day Stop #4: Oregon wine history at the historical society…she gets me.

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    4 days ago

    Wild Ocean 3D. Ten bucks says I cry tears of ocean happiness at some point. #sorryimnotsorry (at Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI))

    Wild Ocean 3D. Ten bucks says I cry tears of ocean happiness at some point. #sorryimnotsorry (at Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI))

    sorryimnotsorry

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    4 days ago

    Date Day Stop #3: a 3d movie about ocean creatures. This is how you win my heart. She’s nailing this day of surprises. #likeaboss  (at Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI))

    Date Day Stop #3: a 3d movie about ocean creatures. This is how you win my heart. She’s nailing this day of surprises. #likeaboss (at Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI))

    3

    likeaboss

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    4 days ago

    Stop #2: Cider. (at Migration Brewing Company)

    Stop #2: Cider. (at Migration Brewing Company)

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    4 days ago

    Date Day: Stop #1 This is absolutely my new favorite spot on Kim Berovic’s world famous tour of Portland dive bars. This is already a perfect day and I have no idea what’s next.  (at Katie O’Brien’s)

    Date Day: Stop #1 This is absolutely my new favorite spot on Kim Berovic’s world famous tour of Portland dive bars. This is already a perfect day and I have no idea what’s next. (at Katie O’Brien’s)

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    4 days ago

    "You want to fuck with me? I fuck back."

    Real thing I just said to the 21-year-old dudebro file clerk. I am a ridiculous person. (via dangerpow)