Welcome to my vineyard life.
1 day ago
You guys…there’s an E.T. Board game! I know, I know I’m waaaaaay behind here. #myspiritanimal (at Plew’s Brews)
2 days ago
I don’t have a girlfriend, I’m just hardcore dating the fuck out of a girl who I was not at all expecting to meet.
you guys she's pretty
and smart as all get out
and MY age
We played a little Hookie yesterday.
3 days ago
This bar has a vending machine where for $2 you can “find your spirit animal”.
Cooling off with these little babies. (at Paymaster Lounge)
Someone please explain. (at Rocket Fizz - Portland)
(Source: t0xic-roses, via whatisjes)
This is her signature move. One minute you’re washing dishes and the next minute there’s a pit bull between the legs demanding to play.
4 days ago
I’ve been introduced to these magical treats and now my life will never be the same.
Date Day Stop #4: Oregon wine history at the historical society…she gets me.
Wild Ocean 3D. Ten bucks says I cry tears of ocean happiness at some point. #sorryimnotsorry (at Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI))
Date Day Stop #3: a 3d movie about ocean creatures. This is how you win my heart. She’s nailing this day of surprises. #likeaboss (at Oregon Museum of Science and Industry (OMSI))
Stop #2: Cider. (at Migration Brewing Company)
Date Day: Stop #1 This is absolutely my new favorite spot on Kim Berovic’s world famous tour of Portland dive bars. This is already a perfect day and I have no idea what’s next. (at Katie O’Brien’s)